My name is Cole Patterson. I am a noodle expert with 20 years in the field of noodle-tasting (though that might be a stretch). I am on a mission to try ramen noodles of all shapes and sizes and rate my experience so that the world may know which noodles deserve to be tried and which ones should be buried deep underground. Occupation: Top-tier noodle expert extraordinaire with high-class taste and love for all things spicy. 🌶️